have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

(via ugly)



if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

legalize dog marriage

(via naivling)

sherlock: *panting* faster..faster john..

john: *panting* i'm fast... as I can

sherlock: the criminal is getting.. away